Hmmmmm let me think ! Here is one gift he with "blush" (flush) over !
Tee Time Toilet Potty Puter
This miniature putting green and golf club are specifically designed for lengthy toilet sojourns (as if he didn't take long enough already).
Comes with "Do Not Disturb" sign; last shred of dignity sold separtely !Product details : Golf While You Go TeeTime the game for the Golf Fanatic. Comes complete with putting green, 2 balls, golf club, cup with flag, and occupied sign.